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I just figured out my problem with "Digital Photo Professional" (Canon software which converts CR2 (raw) files to jpgs). If software hasn't created the thumbnail yet, the file can't be selected.

So if you click on the first photo, then shift click on the last photo, it looks like it selects all, but actually it only selects the photos that it has had time to load. Then you batch convert them to jpgs and wonder why you only have one photo of the flying trapeze.

This also explains why the "select all" button is greyed out.

This is the workflow I currently use when I want to edit a video that I shot on My Canon 600D.

1. Re-encode the video with SUPER, using these settings:
   
   
   
   

Youtube just suggested I tag a video "Sydney (City/Town/Village)".

So I did. Now it says:

Suggested tags:
+Village (Fictional Organization Type) +Town (Type Of Fictional Setting) +City (Type Of Fictional Setting)

Which I though was amusing.

I just watched this video: (via In the Pipeline)

Is it just me or does "Kaizen Event" sound like the sort of thing that would level a forest or destroy communications infrastructure?

I wanted to draw a graph without lines and backgrounds. The relevant code is:

opts(panel.grid.minor = theme_blank(), panel.grid.major = theme_blank(), panel.background = theme_blank())

Example:

s = seq(-2*pi, 2*pi, length.out = 1000)

dat = data.frame(x = s)

ggplot(dat) + 
geom_line(aes(x = x, y = sin(1*x)), size = 2, color = "red") + 
geom_line(aes(x = x, y = sin(1.1*x)), size = 2, color = "red", linetype="dashed") + 
opts(
  panel.grid.minor = theme_blank(), 
  panel.grid.major = theme_blank(), 
  panel.background = theme_blank()
)

Android voice search works much better if you change

Settings -> Voice recognizer settings -> Language 

From English (Australia) to English (US).

For example, "map brisbane" actually brings up a map rather than just doing google search.

See http://www.google.com/support/mobile/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=168603 for commands.

I just made garlic bread following the microwave instructions on the packet (For science!).

What the packet said:
- Remove from packet.
- Microwave on high for 1 minute 10 seconds.

What it should have said:
- Remove from packet.
- You can't microwave garlic bread, don't be stupid.

Or possibly:
- Remove from packet.
- Microwave on high for 1 minute 10 seconds.
- Crisp up the resulting soggy blob using creme brule torch for almost passable garlic bread substitute.

A selection of my projects:

I saw Pirate Rhapsody, Mermaid Requiem on the last day of the Adelaide Fringe Festival, 2011. It was funny and strange and great. You should go see it. Tommy Brandson plays the audience like a violin virtuoso. Actually, it was a bit cruder than that. Tommy plays the audience like a banjo virtuoso. Even though he was wearing an eyepatch he produced more pathos with one eye than most people could with two. Or more.

The show is nominally a retelling of The Little Mermaid but I see it more as a collection of dark jokes and dirty, tragic songs. It is divided into two parts. In the first part Tommy plays a pirate; eyepatch, peg leg and all. In the second he plays the mermaid; fish tail'd and requiring frequent sprays of water from a mister. An audience member is enlisted to do the spraying. On a related note, theater goers that are adverse to a little audience participation should avoid sitting in the front row and in aisle seats.

The show was played in a tiny theater at the festival. It felt a little like seeing a performance in a shipping container, but I think the cramped conditions fit the mood of the piece. The musical ambiance was understated and effective, kudos to the two musicians.

Bonus Twitter version of the review:

"Pirate Rhapsody, Mermaid Requiem" was funny and strange and great.
You should go see it. #AdlFringe #review http://4gh.es/6tm8X

I've been reading Sandcastles Made Simple by Lucinda Wierenga, which I bought after reading an extract in The Guardian.

Here's some photos of my initial experiments: